Much discussion this morning about who was the Biggest Legend at BNB during Winter?
There are many variables… levels within levels. for example: Even amongst the wetsuit wears there are levels of legendary – unbelievable as it is …so I have put together a list: Levels of Legend-Legend, with a points system – ie, everyone starts at ZERO and goes up or minus a point depending on The Legend status of each category:
- Turning up at All in Winter +1
- Wearing a wetsuit (WAW) -1
- Not wearing a wetsuit (NWAW) +1
- WAW and having a hot shower in the club after -1
- WAW and having a cold shower +1
- NWAW and having a hot showing in the club -1
- NWAW and having a cold shower +1
- NWAW doing 2 or more laps +3
- WAW doing 2 or more laps +1
- NWAW and wearing thongs +1
- WAW and wearing thongs +.05
- NWAW and wearing shorts AND thongs +1
- NWAW getting stung by a jimble and not complaining about it +1
- WAW getting stung on the toenail by a jimble and complaining about it -1
- WAW getting stung by a jimble in the face +1
- NWAW for 20 swims then putting a wetsuit back on for the rest of winter -3
It was unanimous though Fi D was the Biggest Legend of all not only does she swim WAW she did 4 laps starting at 5.30am in the dark and had a cold shower afterwards!
Here’s Fi with Jo (who probably comes in at equal 2nd)
Back to today’s swim…
The generosity of the NWAW swimmers…+1
WAW Inflicting pain on others -1
NWAW Drinky keeps his feet warm whilst changing… – 1
The dark-side of WAW -1
It’s easy to smile as you enter the water WAW -1
The toughest part of the whole swim NWAW +1
It was amazing down there today …..
Best way to warm up after the swim?
Stand in the sun and hug a dog 🙂
Lips wanting in on the act – he loses points for going in the club afterwards for a shower …although he did say he only had a ‘cold’ shower as he didn’t have 20 cents .. waawaa
…but he gains a point for wearing thongs.. +1
LOST AND FOUND
Here’s ‘Leg Leaner’ Stevie the Dog .. Loves a good leg…
I said to his owner Susie she should get a dog suit to wear when she is out with him 😀
– it will keep her warm too
To show no hard feelings wetsuiters
I found this handy little bag online for your wetsuit and changing out of it …
click here: Wetsuit change bag
me n Ian (who I think comes in around Legend 3 for turning up every day to welcome everyone)
I leave you with the following
Photo Fails:
Swimmers over 200
Newbies 6
Monthly Dinner – 14th August 2018 – Guest Speaker
The next B&B monthly dinner for the year will be held on Tuesday 14th August at 6.30 pm at Bluewater Restaurant.
Our guest speaker on the night will be B&B swimmer, Brendan Maher.
Brendan, who describes himself as a very average swimmer, managed to overcome a chronic shoulder injury and swim the English Channel in July 2017.
He will speak of his motivation, training for the swim, and what it’s like for the average swimmer to attempt a marathon swim. This talk will be an inspiration to all of us who count ourselves in the ‘B Team’ (or even the Zeds!).
The cost of the dinner is great value at only $25 a head, which includes shared entrees, and a selection of mains to choose from (including a vegetarian option).
Glasses of beer or wine and desserts are also available at the special price of only $5 each. Numbers are limited, so bookings are essential: To avoid disappointment and secure your spot please book HERE.
13 comments
Mary
August 12, 2018 at 2:00 pm
Love the points table! Perhaps another table to be added the the B&B list of multiple scales by which they can rank and compare.
Looks like it was a gorgeous morning.
Shelley K
August 12, 2018 at 2:34 pm
Total BIAS! How can you award a point for turning up in winter and then take it away again for WAW? That’s just unreasonable (although I do agree with the #1 and #2 placements, total legends both of those gals). Other than your blatant self-aggrandising this was a passably amusing blog, thanks Ms Bubbles
Lainey
August 12, 2018 at 3:02 pm
Love that photo of the two legends Fi and Jo with Jo’s eyes popping out! Fun and unique blog Lesbubbs. Thought it was Raines at first. Gorgeous photos too. Love your trademark speech bubbles 😊
LSA aka HKTQ
August 12, 2018 at 3:25 pm
Good one, Lesbubs and well-deserved spots for Jo* & Fi and Ian should be sharing the no 1- often far harder hanging around for an hour in the freezing air, welcoming everyone, than swimming!
Still have my souvenir jimble mark on my face a month after the event – a lot of bonus points!
*should be some extra points for NWAW and NO FLESH either!!
Roger
August 12, 2018 at 5:35 pm
I think you’re eccentric, Lesley Bubbles
Lesbubbles
August 12, 2018 at 7:17 pm
Only WAW would say that
Lesbubbles
August 12, 2018 at 7:18 pm
er… pot!
Lips
August 12, 2018 at 7:20 pm
This looks more complicated than doing my wife’s tax return. And how on earth did I end up 27th???
harrison edwina
August 12, 2018 at 8:22 pm
😂
harrison edwina
August 12, 2018 at 8:23 pm
I love your blogs Lesley , always make me laugh, thanks 😉
Suzie P
August 12, 2018 at 8:46 pm
BAHAHAHAHA
Simon
August 13, 2018 at 8:21 am
Legendary Lesbubbles
Lesbubbles
August 13, 2018 at 10:23 am
youre the Legend Simon even though you WAW