Queen Elizabeth herself was seen along with a rare sighting of an orca in the bay, despite all the wedding madness she managed to hitch a ride on it past a large jellyfish!*
Swimmers were were searching far and wide for more royals in the bay…
Rainer was swimming and found the Duchess of Cornwall riding a seahorse!*
At the point, Prince Charles was skilfully riding a dolphin past the 630 swimmers but they were too focussed on the swim and missed him!*
The queen of the WOWs, Lisa.
Fiona and Cheryl sporting their new royal wedding merchandise sold at the cafe* 
The Duke McNaughty and princess Isabel
Will and Kate took the day off from their newborn to have a swim in Manly*
People are doing anything British to get in the spirit. Here are two men enjoying tea from some fine English bone chinaware.
Buddy the purebred labradoodle, from the finest breeding lines
Stats
swimmers- 231
temp- 18.6
newbies- 5
* pictures may have been photoshopped
Enjoy your day everyone, Jac xxx
14 comments
Edwina harrison
16/05/2018 at 11:34 am
That was clever with some nice pics too. Enjoy the wedding 👍
Shelley K
16/05/2018 at 12:21 pm
Ahh yes, I immediately suspected photoshopping!
Congratulations on being both irreverent and irrelevant.
I look forward to an post nuptials update featuring Meghan’s dad posed mournfully at the palace gates, denied access due to excessive boganness.
Jac
16/05/2018 at 1:01 pm
Hey! I put the stats in! Hahaha
Dilemma
16/05/2018 at 1:04 pm
Brilliant Jac! Very clever👍👍
Di Schaffer
16/05/2018 at 1:42 pm
Well done Jac that was entertaining …I’ll wave a flag from old Blighty on Saturday 😉
Michael S
16/05/2018 at 1:59 pm
Brilliant.
Anne
16/05/2018 at 2:58 pm
Haha genius
Michele Franks
16/05/2018 at 3:15 pm
Great Blog!
Lisa B
16/05/2018 at 3:53 pm
Hysterical Jac? What a fun and funny blog! Absolutely brilliant
Shelley K
16/05/2018 at 3:56 pm
It’s just those pesky royals what are irrelevant Jac, your blog is spot on!
Georgina
16/05/2018 at 7:14 pm
Haha love it Jac x
Fiona J
16/05/2018 at 10:37 pm
Loved the blog Princess Jacqueline of Cabbage Tree Bay 👸
On point with fabulous photography 🧜♀️
Lips
16/05/2018 at 11:19 pm
Marvellous!
Paul
18/05/2018 at 12:35 am
The pics were photoshopped? :-/
Jacqui, as wonderful as your collection of swimsuits may be, I suggest you don’t add to it with the Prince Harry print. His beard looks awfully suspect. =:-o