———- FIVE a.m. COFFEES – Available Here When too much coffee is never enough; you too can join Guy Dunstan in the black of night.  Limit: Five piccolos per day       ———- DEVON DREAMING “Waiting for Midge” segment     ———-   —————–   ———- Help country kids learn how to surf! A...

  The 5.45 crew stretch before their hitout.  Do you ..?   —————– These drafthorses came off the beach at 6.30 am yesterday; hired for a Cup gig at Skiff Club.  The bigger (Saddleless) fella was to be brought inside venue   ————– Monday’s violent waters leave us with much weed     —————– Our...

    ———- QUESTION:  How often should you change your BluTac?   ————— HE’S BACK:  One’s Irish and one met his first wife in Ireland   ————- ADVICE:  Guy says: “Always keep your weekend cash well clear of the Webber.”   ———- NEWBIE:  Kate, from Wales   —– A-TREE UPDATE:  One of them dropped this...

              ————– Third and final Solstice: 6.20 a.m. Sunday.  Be there or be a square   ——— Global distance swimmer explains Channel tides and routing             —— Nick Howard’s band appearing Boatshed on Corso, 9 pm Saturday 9th Sep.  I’ll be drunk and heckling...

                                    ————— B&B Monthly Dinner at Bluewater Cafe Tuesday 11th July at 6.30 pm at Bluewater Restaurant. Chief Superintendent Kenneth Murphy (aka Smurf) Clarification Tuesday week 11th is monthly dinner – and not to be confused with bookings for Trivia Night – which...

  CONDITIONS Air temp:   6º Sky:   Clear Ocean:  18.5º Vis: 9 outa 10 (With phosphorescence at 6 am) Sunrise: Shot blood red Beanies: Everywhere … it’s chilly today!!   Two winters ago (Lesbubs Productions Pty Ltd)    Click and Play Below: My vote for this year’s calendar cover (Denton Photography Pty Ltd) Below:...

When after all grains of sand have slipped silently from your togs, and the last whisper of gentle Easter breeze has drifted off beyond those pink hues of rising sun; only then will you find it less difficult to stand by the water cooler … as if somehow the load has lightened somewhat – amongst...

THIS WEEK Tuesday night:  Badgefest at the restaurant       ————— Wednesday Morning:  One person only turned up for Booty Camp (And promptly went back home)   ———– Wednesday night:  Met a Midnight Cowboy on the game …   ——————- Thursday Morning: Justin Beiber had a swim with us.  Gary was chosen to mind...

Blubber Report I swam normal Shelly at 6 a.m, and saw only a solo jimble.  Big waves before point may have chewed them about a bit, and there was nil wind overnight.  But boy -what a hot night’s sleep!                       ————- Six weeks until the...

Air:       Not cold Rain:     Nil on the horizon Wind:     It’s a blue-bottler coming from NNE Stingers:   Nil  (surprisingly) Vis:           Actually not so bad – I could see sandy bottom for half the distance Flotsam:   Lots of litter on beach, and plenty floating plastics in close...