Massive seas this morning … water 22º   On-Point Pete: “Too freakin’ scary.” —————–   Honkers John: “Wild.” ——   Jo Barton (Coming back in): “Butt-clenching.” —–   Jeffie: “Nothing untoward out there … but just a quiet teabag for me.” —————–   Bodysurfing Brian: “Not as bad as last Tuesday.” ————-   Champs (who...

  Water         19.1º Air              19º Stingers      Nil Entry          Easy Visibilty       65% Sky            Overcast Bay             Calm Ambience  Serene Rain           Soon …   B&B is BACK!! From 1st December the Bold and Beautiful Swim Squad will resume. This means that the regular daily 7 am group swim will recommence. We request that you note the...

      Air:          13º Water:     16.7º Surface:   Flat Wind:       Picking up, and cold Birthday Shout-outs: Public Announcement: Fishes Sighted: Fashion Update: Social Notes: One sleep to go … all set for tomorrow night SOLD OUT Unfortunately the Christmas Party on 7th December is now sold out. If you wish to be added to...

  CONDITIONS Sky                Overcast Water            18º Surface         Calm but undulating Ambience     Trippy Returnee       Dorset Air                 17º Vis                Poor Jimbles         Nil Floaters        Messy debris across bay Aid                Tennis Ball

  Conditions Air: 13º Wat: 18.5º Waves: the big ones starting to arrive Queensie: Bommie looks like an alpine volcano

It’s Story Room Tuesday again, with guest speakers lining up at the Steyne tonight – excellent! Meanwhile, here’s a few more good yarns …         Water:       20º Air:            17º Wind:        Slight Sky:          Overcast Vis:           Still not the best Plus:         Waves!...

Breaking News: They fixed the clock … Tony: “It’s true!”   ——– Just as well.  The wrong times had been driving Lesley up the pole   —– And Maya didn’t know when to turn her light off …   —- Others had been trapped in different time zones …   ——– And it’s been interfering...

Above: Sterlo’s butt CONDITIONS Ambience:     Serene … romantic … peaceful Air:                18º Water:            Warm Surface:        Becalmed Tide:              Kissing the ramp Rain:              Constant but gentle Crowds:         Nil Fish:              Garfish on the wing Vis:                Not too bad at all Shelley:         Very polluted Below: The Terminator’s new knee now good for 40-min walks Below: Newby Lucy Below:...

  CONDITIONS Serene and flat … beautiful sunrise.  Soft, smooth waves.  Romantic. Surprisingly, I could see the bottom all along garden route.  More signs of oceanic fish, after the heavy rains. (Upwellings?)  Visibility still stuck at 70%. Air           19º Water      20º Vis:         70% Feel:       Serene Fish:        Lots Light:       Solstice was yesterday.                 (Today...

CONDITIONS Air            20º  (Cool breeze) Surface   Flat (pressed down by cool southerly) Water      19.1º Vis           Poor Sky          Cloudy (Not so) Amazingly, our Christmas Dinner (8th December) has sold out in just one week. To be added to the waitlist, please email Ian at...