24/3/2014 Inside the Tardis

Special Announcement:

Inside the Tardis IV

 

The Doctor (Shane) : “You call that flying the TARDIS?  Jack (my puppy) could have done better [scoffs] Ha!”

 

The Doctor Shane (47 yrs old): “Welcome aboard the Tardis IV”

 

Simon: “Okay, I’ve mapped the probability vectors, done a foldback on the temporal isometry, charted the ship to its destination……”

 

 

 

The Doctor Shane: “You parked us in the middle of Cabbage Tree Bay?!!##** But at least MSB approve of the Tardis IV being moored here.

 

 

 

Simon: “Doctor Shane, what of your time travels”

 

The Doctor Shane: “The Tardis (steel hull) was built in Sydney in the 1970s. I bought her on the Whitsundays about 5 years ago.I’m back in Sydney to take my 8 yr old daughter to the Zoo. I was able to use my dingy to help MBS remove the seal carcass before your swim a few days ago”. “I plan to head north as soon as the nor’ easter arrives”.

 

The Doctor: “The Tardis, when working properly, is capable of many amazing things, not unlike myself. One of it’s functions is that it can change shape to blend in perfectly into it’s surrounding environment”.

 

 

The Doctor Shane: “I hear the Pink capped hoards echoing through the hull as soon as they come around the point, quite a racket. They even swim in the DARK”.

Fifi, Sabine

 

James

 

?+Lee

 

Bruce & Sterling

 

Barry & John Paul

 

The Drink Express

 

The Doctor: “More to the point, what are you young people doing inside my Tardis ?”.

Rob is getting ready to fly

 

The Doctor: “..the controls of the Tardis are isomorphic… they found Mary’s lost swimming bag..”.

 

The Doctor: “You see Huw, the Tardis, is dimensionally transcendental”.

 

The Doctor John:  “I’ll kiss it better Sarah”

 

Andrew: “It’s not just any old power source, it’s the Tardis, MY Tardis, the best ship in the universe, this ships alive, you’ve opened it’s soul to me Dillon”.

 

The Doctor: “Low tech ? . . . . Matthew & Cathy, Cathy & Patrick, Julia,  Annie & Diana, Allan Sarah (+baby) & Kathy, this is a type 40 Tardis, capable of taking you to any planet in the universe and to any date in that planets existence . . . . temporal physics”.

 

 

 

 

 

The Doctor : “Well I made up the name Tardis from the initials, Time And Relative Dimensions In Space . . . . Nick I thought you understand the dimensions inside from outside”.

 

The Doctor: “Sarah it’s obvious that the Tardis helped you win GOLD this morning”.

 

The Tardis: “VROOP, VROOP, VROOPPPPPPPPP VROOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP . . . .

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Today’s Stats: 80 swimmers, 2 Newbies, 21 degress celsius

 

Have a good one!!!

Simon

(Dr Who Interviewer & Pa to Leila, Max & Matilda)

 

Bottom of the Blog……….

P.S. Simon: ” Would anyone like to do the Byron Bay Swim on Sunday 4 May 2014 with Bruce, Simon & Rob?” “If so, leave a message in the comments or see us after any swim and register at http://www.byronbayoceanswimclassic.com.au/

 

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Staying safe

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