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15/02/16 – Aquatic Apes

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There’s a controversial hypothesis suggesting that humans evolved from primates who spent most of their time in shallow water environments…  That we are actually the descendants of ‘aquatic apes’.

This fringe theory proposes that evolving from aquatic dwelling apes helps explain the human attributes that differ so greatly from other tree dwelling primates.  Whilst the scientists continue to argue the pros and cons of this hypothesis, every morning the BnB swim provides ample evidence in support of aquatic apes.

 

Land dwelling apes missed out on smooth, clear, stinger free 24 degree water this morning…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kind Regards,
Andrew ‘Magichands’ Maher

Unique, gentle, Light Touch Chiropractic Manly – ask about VIP rates for BnB members

Stats:
Swimmers  142
Newbies  5
Water temp  24C

 

Long Summer Swims
On 27th February there is a 6/10 km swim. 

Staying safe
Remember that there are no badges for scaring yourself silly! While it is great to extend your boundaries, it is important to know your limits.  Also, if you have a bit more experience, keep an eye out for new swimmers who might need company. Do read these excellent tips on staying safe in the surf. To read, or even download, click here.

 

RED FEB FUNDRAISING RACE –  Heart Research Australia

Heart Research Australia would like to thank all those who participated on Saturday in the Red Feb race. Although the swimming race is over B&B, the fundraising race is just hotting up and will continue over the whole of February. The “Race” is between our own two teams: The A TEAM andTEAM OMEGA.

The collection boxes on Saturday just favoured Team Omega, who raised $150.40 compared to the A Team total of $122.35. This trend is continuing in the On-line donation:

A Team = $310

Team Omega = $460

You can donate funds to your chosen team on the team page, or even better, you can create your own page where all your friends can donate towards the cause. Hurry up A-Teamers, jump in quickly and support your team.

Also, don’t forget, our friends at Manly Beach Health Club, who are again sponsoring the RED FEB event, are offering a FREE 30 min Personal Training session to our members. This is a great way to kick start your New Years health goals.  Click here to download your FREE voucher.


15 comments

  • Bill McCaffeine

    15/02/2016 at 12:51 pm

    Great idea, the theory stacks up 🙂

  • Lesbubs

    15/02/2016 at 1:58 pm

    Lol good one MH’s!
    Ooh the whiteboard has had a makeover.. Looks good!

  • John

    15/02/2016 at 2:33 pm

    I have seen some similar images on a documentary DVD I have –
    ‘Becoming Human’.
    The land dwelling apes definitely missed out on the great conditions this morning.

  • Lips

    15/02/2016 at 2:48 pm

    What a ridiculous theory. It is utterly inconceivable that anything as complex as, let’s say, Bill McPherson, could have evolved from aquatic apes.
    Rusty maybe. Lesbubbles, definitely. But Bill?

  • Lesbubs

    15/02/2016 at 3:13 pm

    I dunno . .. Have you seen Bill swim??

  • Lips

    15/02/2016 at 3:34 pm

    No. But have you seen him drink and critique coffee? Leaves you in awe.

  • Lainey

    15/02/2016 at 3:51 pm

    Love your blog Andrew. Not any female aquatic apes though! Saw a smallish Dusky heading for swimmers between the flags this morning. Thanks for putting the link to my Leaping Bonita Jane. We want you back Jane!

  • DWSS

    15/02/2016 at 9:51 pm

    Nice blog MH.
    One of the aquatic apes may have lost a flipper on Ashburners this morning.
    I will hand it in to the sign on table officials in the morning.

  • kierin ryan

    15/02/2016 at 11:12 pm

    always clever Andrew. Love your blogs. You’re number #1.

  • Andrew aka MagicHands

    16/02/2016 at 10:31 am

    … Female BnB-ers didn’t want to play the ‘pretend to be an ape and i’ll post your photo on the internet’ game.

  • marc verhaegen

    14/08/2016 at 8:48 am

    AAT (better term “coastal dispersal” or “littoral theory”) is correct: Pleistocene Homo (ice ages) did not run over open plains as still often assumed but physiologically impossible (e.g. sweat=water+salt = scarce in savannas), but simply followed African & Eurasian coasts, rivers, lakes, islands etc., where they at least parttime waded bipedally & dived for shallow-aquatic foods (shellfish is richest in brain-specific nutrients).

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